1. The Mad Scientist
It was indeed a magnificent shirt, and no other Flash shirt will be able to fill the giant hole that its destruction has left. I regret experimenting with the highly volatile chemicals that left both my shirt and my unprotected skin irrevocably damaged. If you ever decide to uncancel the shirt or invent a shrink ray that will allow you to shrink that ridiculously huge 2XL into a M then let me know as I would be first in line to purchase it.
With my sincere regrets,
*the item is still available in 2XL, and many other Flash shirts are in stock in all sizes*
2. MONEY IS NOT FREE
My order (number removed) was cancelled and I want to know why. This shirt is very hard to find and you guys had like three in stock yesterday. What happened? If I don’t get the money back in my account or my shirt in the mail there will be a dispute and possible lawsuit. I hate to send this, but I have no choice. Money is NOT free.
*the shirt he had ordered was sold out via OldGlory.com in the few hours before this customer’s order was forwarded to our system from Amazon.*
3. About Last Night….
Thank you for the message reguarding my order (number removed). If you could go ahead and cancel this order at this time that would be greatly appreciated. We tend to do stupid things late ant night when one gets drunk. I will place another order in the future.
*all typos are original to the email*
4. See You On The Dark Side Of The Moon.
Dear Old Glory,
My nephew, (name removed,) died on November 2, 2010. Under his impeccable navy blue suit, he wore his Pink Floyd shirt as he journeyed to the dark side of the moon to find his new star.He was diagnosed with a rare cancer on April 3, 2010.Thank you for featuring the shirt.
*The last email brought tears to all of our eyes, and mine again as I type this. Ironically enough, our systems purchaser is playing “Dark Side Of The Moon” right now, and I can hear it from my desk.*