South Park is back! Last night’s episode was about Apple’s newest product, the HumancentiPad. The episode was a response to the iPad and iPhone’s GPS tracking and user agreements, set up in Human Centipede spoof. Genius. I *may* even start reading user agreements. How they manage to continuously churn out that much funny amazes me.

What’s my favorite episode? Honestly, most of them. One of the coolest things about the show is that every episode is available free online with no subscription at South Park Studios. Below please find some of my favorite quotes.

“No, that’s wrong, Cartman. But don’t worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people.”- Mr. Garrison

“Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave.”- Mr Garrison

“Hell, everything’s legal in Mexico. It’s the American way.” – Uncle Jimbo

“Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn’t smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn’t drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn’t do drugs. That’s about wraps it up.” – Mr. Mackey

“I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I’d be like: hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”- Cartman

“There’s a time and a place for everything, and it’s called college.” — Chef

“Hey! You guys ever seen this trick? When someone’s sleeping you can take a glass of warm water and you put their hand in it, and then you pee on them.” — Cartman

Kyle: “You sonofab*tch, Cartman! You don’t fart when you’re locked in a small space with other people!”

Cartman: “Oh, I’m sorry! Next time I’ll just ask my fart nicely if it wouldn’t mind staying tucked away for a while!”