Behind the Tumblr: Rock And Roll Tedium

by Craig Hamilton

On the evening of Saturday 17th December, 2011, I was talking with some friends on Twitter and we began swapping boring anecdotes about meeting pop stars. I told my story about once having served Queen’s Brian May whilst working in a record shop. Others told similarly banal tales. After a while, one friend casually remarked, “These stories are so boring. It’s barely worth setting up a Tumblr blog to capture them all.”

Something in me took this as a challenge. Within a few minutes I had set up Rock & Roll Tedium and began posting some of the stories I’d just been told. I also set up a Twitter account and sent a few tweets, opened a Gmail account, and posted a link on Facebook. The whole process took about an hour, and I then went to bed.
On Sunday morning I was pleasantly surprised to find a handful of stories in the inbox, mainly from friends, and by the end of that day there were about 30 stories in total, all of which I had posted directly to the site. I was pleased and somewhat tickled, but I genuinely didn’t think much more about it than that.
On Monday, things had changed. I noticed LOTS of stories were coming in, so I checked Twitter and found to my amazement that Rock & Roll Tedium had ‘gone viral’. Tweets from music journalists in the UK had initially fueled the spread, but after that things had taken on a life of their own. Tweet after retweet, it went on all day long, snowballing, as I sat back at watched, a little baffled by it all.

On the Tuesday morning there was an email from BBC 6Music, the largest alternative music radio station in the UK, and on Wednesday morning I found myself speaking to Huey Morgan live on the air. He kept me on the line for quite some time, reading from the site to his listeners and laughing like a drain. By the end of Wednesday 21st December, my inbox was groaning under the weight of hundreds of submissions, with the site not yet 4 days old.

Christmas and New Year came and went and things ticked over. I was interviewed over Skype by The Village Voice in New York City, and all the while I expected each flurry of followers and stories to be the last as the internet moved on to the next new thing. Except it hasn’t. At least not completely, anyway…

You see, the stories just keep on coming, the Tweets and retweets go on, day after day, in various languages and countries. In just over 6 weeks I have had almost 1000 stories submitted and have picked up thousands of followers on Tumblr and Twitter….and all from something that started life as a half-hearted joke. Isn’t the Internet marvelous, and a bit scary?

The juggernaut of dull that is Rock and Roll Tedium is, of course, the reason I’m being given the opportunity to speak to you, the readers of the Old Glory Tees blog, and tell my tale. So, a warm ‘Hello’ from a cold and wintery Birmingham, England! Now, if you ever met a pop star and the story is dull….you know what you need to do.

LINKS:
Rock and Roll Tedium on Tumblr
Rock and Roll Tedium on Twitter
Rock and Roll Tedium on Facebook
Email Rock and Roll Tedium at rockandrolltedium@gmail.com

My Favorite T-Shirt Ever Contest: The Winning Entry

“My favorite t-shirt ever was the Ramones. It had Iggy Pop’s blood on it from slam dancing. Lost it during a frat party, oddly enough.”

“That’s a shame,” Gabe said, flipping through the clothing racks in the thrift store.

“Yeah, I know,” I said, joining him in thumbing through the old garments.

“I remember the blood stain was on the left sleeve, and the shirt was white so you could see it real well. It never washed out either,” I reminisced.

“Like this one?” Gabe pulled a white t-shirt from the rack and held it up. It had the Ramones logo. I snatched it and examined the left sleeve.

My jaw dropped.

“Gabe! Look at that!” There it was: that glorified splotch of red, just as I remembered it.

He laughed, “that’s incredible. You gotta buy it.”

I pulled out my wallet, and found a grand total of ten dollars. I looked at Gabe, who had his empty pockets outturned. He shrugged.

“Ah well, we still need money for the show tonight,” I put my wallet away.

“Maggie! Come on, you can’t just leave it here,” Gabe insisted.

“Nah it’s alright, I’m glad I just got to see it again. I’ll pass on my Ramones love to someone else.”

Gabe shook his head at me, grinning. “Let’s go,” he said.

I smiled, and stuck the shirt back on the rack.

We stepped out of the thrift store into the noisybusycrazy Saturday afternoon of New York City. I lit a cigarette and took a drag, as Gabe and I leaned against the building.

“Do you think Joan shops at thrift stores?”

“I bet she looks around. You can find really unique stuff in there, like Iggy Pop’s DNA,” Gabe joked.

I laughed and we started walking, “tonight’s gonna be awesome.”

Several hours later, Gabe and I found ourselves pressed up against the front of the stage. I was sticky with sweat and grime and God knows what else. I could hardly breathe in the hot, humid, smelly, sorry substitute for air, and I was happier than ever.

Joan Jett walked on stage and the cheers from the crowd escalated.

But Gabe and I went silent.

We shared a stunned, wide-eyed look, and then turned our gaze back to Joan…

and the red stain on the left sleeve of her white Ramones t-shirt.

 

- Claire Juozitis

 

Claire Juozitis is finishing up her senior year of high school and is soon to be heading on to bigger and better things at the University of Pittsburgh. She has been writing poetry, prose, and fiction for her entire life and will continue to do so in the future. She also loves singing, playing guitar and piano, and often finds herself wishing it were the 1980’s.

More of Claire’s creative musings can be found on her blog, Backlit Canopy
Congrats on winning the contest, Claire! This is the first time we have run a writing contest for a gift card ($25) and I am thrilled with the results! – Rebecca

My Favorite T-Shirt Ever…..

Every t-shirt tells a story. Old Glory currently stocks 11,575 different men’s short-sleeved tees alone. So many stories. Sometimes they come from something that happened while you were wearing it. Sometimes it’s the memories the image on the shirt evokes. As an 80′s baby, this one does that for me:

A silly little t-shirt can be a magical thing. It can start a friendship, end a feud, or even bring someone closure. With all hands on deck during the holiday season, I spoke to and emailed with thousands of customers and was reminded just how much the exact right shirt can mean. Especially when it is a gift. So this is our gift to you.

This morning I ran a Facebook contest to finish this sentence:

My favorite t-shirt ever…..

The best sentence won a $10 gift card to OldGlory.com. There were so many great responses. But this is one of the coolest sentences I’ve ever seen:

“My favorite t-shirt ever was the Ramones–It had Iggy Pop’s blood on it from slam dancing. Lost during a frat party, oddly enough.” – Wendina M. Ubaghs

Here’s the assignment:

Write me a short (250 words or so) blog post that starts with that sentence. Tell me a story. Winner will receive a $25 gift card, publication with their byline and a short author bio, promotion across all of our social media channels, and my undying love and affection.

Wait, what?

Get creative, people.

Old Glory on Spotify! Oh, and here’s $10…

Had to interrupt the regularly scheduled holiday season craziness to provide an update that doesn’t involve a shipping date or tracking number. We’ve joined Spotify! There hasn’t been much time to play around with it yet, but we’ve started a few playlists based on the bands whose merchandise we sell the most. So far there’s a Grateful Dead list, AC/DC, and Pink Floyd. There is also one our photographer made called The Classics. A while back I made a M song Monday playlist which I wrote about here.

Spotify is such a wonderful and easy way to discover, share, and listen to music. I shouldn’t have been surprised to see how many of our friends on Facebook are already using it. After all, the one thing that we all have in common is the love of good music.

Would love to hear your ideas and suggestions in the comments! Share some music with us! I’ll be adding songs and creating new lists sporadically throughout the rest of the season, after which there will be more time to devote to the project.

I guess you guys liked the catalog. I mean, you really, really liked it. The phones don’t stop, but we certainly aren’t complaining. Our staff pulls together as a team to get it all accomplished every year, and it’s not unusual to see the head of HR answering a phone call or the CEO in the warehouse packing orders. And pizza. Lots and lots of pizzas.

Also be sure to check the site for a different sale every week this month.

Oh, there goes the phone! Back to Christmas elf mode!

Almost forgot! Enter the promo code HOHOHO at checkout to take $10 off any order of $40 or more.

Happy Holidays! Be sure to eat, drink, and wear Jerry!